Caveman ProTip: The Cheapest Testosterone Booster

The Cheapest Test Booster

I’ve got a couple of friends who swear by their preferred brand of testosterone booster, and while I’ve spent hours trying to convince them that it’s all snake oil¹ and that they’re wasting their money, they keep buying it.

Instead of buying some dubious supplement, I present to you my foolproof, fast-acting test booster. I guarantee a full refund of your purchase price if you don’t feel immediate results.

The Methodology

1. Do the hardest workout you’ve done in at least a week. The harder the better. Hit two PRs.
2. Go to the closest grocery store. The physical proximity to the nearest grocery store is critically important.
3. Buy a whole rotisserie chicken.
4. Sit somewhere private and quiet, preferably in the sunlight, and eat the entire rotisserie chicken with your bare hands.

You’ll thank me later.

Footnotes

1. Disclaimer: they are both bigger and stronger than me — hey Bill and Cody! ↩