The Cheapest Test Booster
I’ve got a couple of friends who swear by their preferred brand of testosterone booster, and while I’ve spent hours trying to convince them that it’s all snake oil1 and that they’re wasting their money, they keep buying it.
Instead of buying some dubious supplement, I present to you my foolproof, fast-acting test booster. I guarantee a full refund of your purchase price if you don’t feel immediate results.
The Methodology
- Do the hardest workout you’ve done in at least a week. The harder the better. Hit two PRs.
- Go to the closest grocery store. The physical proximity to the nearest grocery store is critically important.
- Buy a whole rotisserie chicken.
- Sit somewhere private and quiet, preferably in the sunlight, and eat the entire rotisserie chicken with your bare hands.
You’ll thank me later.
Footnotes
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Disclaimer: they are both bigger and stronger than me — hey Bill and Cody! ↩